Переведите текст. только без переводчиков и прочего. нормальный перевод. now dogs pretend they like to fight; they often bark, more seldom bite; but yet a dog is, on the whole, what you would call a simple soul. of course i'm not including pekes, and such fantastic canine freaks. the usual dog about the town is much inclined to play the clown and far from showing too much pride is frequently undignified. he's very easily taken in- just chuck him underneath the chin or slap his back or shake his paw, and he will gambol and guffaw. he's such an easy-going lout, he'll answer any hail or shout. again i must remind you that a dog's a dog - a cat's a cat.
Или шлепнуть спине или пожать ему лапу,
И он будет порезвиться и гогот.
Он такой спокойный увалень,
Он ответит на любой оклик или крик.
Снова я должен напомнить вам, что
Собака-это собака - кошка.