1.My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the resurrection of Christ.
“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, so she gave her students a hint: “It starts with the letter R.”
One boy blurted, “Recycle!” From a conversation with the girl- Where are you going to do?- At the Institute of Economics Zhmenta!- I'm sorry, maybe economics and management?- (After a brief hesitation and uncertainty): No, the institute named Zhmenta!
Just before the final exam in my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.
“Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?” he asked.
I gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”
“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?
1.My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the resurrection of Christ.
“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, so she gave her students a hint: “It starts with the letter R.”
One boy blurted, “Recycle!”From a conversation with the girl- Where are you going to do?- At the Institute of Economics Zhmenta!- I'm sorry, maybe economics and management?- (After a brief hesitation and uncertainty): No, the institute named Zhmenta!
Just before the final exam in my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.
“Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?” he asked.
I gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”
“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?