A guy is driving on a motorcycle under 180 km/hour. Girl: please slow down, I'm afraid! Guy: No, it's fun. Girl: Nothing of the kind. Please, it's too horrible! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Okay. I love you. Brake! Guy: Now hold me. Very strongly. *A girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? He bored me... In the paper the next day: Motorcycle crashed into a building because of a malfunction in the brake. At that time it was two people and only one survived. In fact, half way down the road, the guy realized that the brakes are broken, but he didn't want the girl knew about it. Instead, he asked her to say that she loves him and hug one last time. Then he made her wear his helmet so that she was still alive, even though it meant his death.
Girl: please slow down, I'm afraid!
Guy: No, it's fun.
Girl: Nothing of the kind. Please, it's too horrible!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Okay. I love you. Brake!
Guy: Now hold me. Very strongly.
*A girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? He bored me...
In the paper the next day:
Motorcycle crashed into a building because of a malfunction in the brake. At that time it was two people and only one survived.
In fact, half way down the road, the guy realized that the brakes are broken, but he didn't want the girl knew about it. Instead, he asked her to say that she loves him and hug one last time. Then he made her wear his helmet so that she was still alive, even though it meant his death.