Нужно придумать короткий смешной рассказ на языке (можно писать на , я переведу сама), в главной роли должна быть я. и должна быть реалистичной. , !

Gathered Wolf, Hare and Fox cards to play. Bunny handed out cards. A wolf and says:- Who is going to pry into other people's cards, will receive an impudent red face!
grandmother-esteem me something for the night.-what for example?Rap, for example ...!
Serge, who do you love more: a brother or sister?- Little sister! She is my portfolio thrown in the garbage disposal!
- Son, why did you cut the blade worm?- And he alone was boring ..